i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish